`Some knowledge to know

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


-A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)


-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Darlin, I'm home. What the....?!")


-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(If we can do that, we will put spiderman to shame)


-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )



-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


-Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Who wanna try this?)


-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm... are you sure for a guy?)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


-Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(thank goodness! we dont need godzilla imposer here)


-A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


-Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


-Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that the pig??)